Letter from your future

The year is 2030. Lots of things have changed.

The skinny influencers burnt all the potato fields because they hated carbs. Lay’s sells 100% air now.

Colas are finally toilet cleaners. That campaign went well.

People are using Anil Kapoor’s blood to make the elixir of youth. Wrinkles are still winning!

You’ll be ecstatic to know that 100% of the world population is hydrated.

Toothpaste has namak, clove, elaichi and cinnamon. Some college kids are using it as biryani masala. We couldn’t save chocolate. Coffee died too. Coffee-addicts have been sleeping for years because they can’t get their cup of Morning Joe.

But you? You’re the same. Still smoking pot, watching Rick and Morty, and giggling on your couch.